 | These are just a few random things I've observed and tips I've acquired during this Coronavirus Quarantine. Not in any particular order: • If you’ve washed your sheets and take a shower before bed, you can [...] |
[...] wear the same clothes the next day.
• Watch all the news you can stand, yell at the TV, then turn it off vowing never to watch news again. Repeat daily.
• Since you’re wearing a mask whenever you go out, no makeup is required.
• If you’re wearing sunglasses with your mask, you don’t even need mascara.
• Wash your hands. (NOT WITH CLOROX. SERIOUSLY.)
• Teach your family how to use Skype.
• Clean up all the things you threw at the walls while you were teaching your family how to use Skype.
• Reorganize all cabinets, drawers and closets.
• Forget where you put everything in your newly reorganized cabinets, drawers and closets.
• Remember that you needed something that you actually threw away during your reorganization of cabinets, drawers and closets.
• Overcome crushing self-doubt as you watch other people accomplishing amazing things while you scroll through Facebook every morning. And every evening. Really all day long.
• Have daytime TV shows and nighttime TV shows. This will keep you grounded.
• Yoga. Seriously. Do this.
• Sit on your porch and drink a cup of tea. Or just sit on your porch - and drink.
• Did I say Yoga? Do that.
• Howl into the outside air every night at 8:00 pm. Really good for the soul.
• Feel the gratitude of the good fortune of living where you are with a loving partner and a healthy mind and body. Seriously.
• Watch all the news you can stand, yell at the TV, then turn it off vowing never to watch news again. Repeat daily.
• Since you’re wearing a mask whenever you go out, no makeup is required.
• If you’re wearing sunglasses with your mask, you don’t even need mascara.
• Wash your hands. (NOT WITH CLOROX. SERIOUSLY.)
• Teach your family how to use Skype.
• Clean up all the things you threw at the walls while you were teaching your family how to use Skype.
• Reorganize all cabinets, drawers and closets.
• Forget where you put everything in your newly reorganized cabinets, drawers and closets.
• Remember that you needed something that you actually threw away during your reorganization of cabinets, drawers and closets.
• Overcome crushing self-doubt as you watch other people accomplishing amazing things while you scroll through Facebook every morning. And every evening. Really all day long.
• Have daytime TV shows and nighttime TV shows. This will keep you grounded.
• Yoga. Seriously. Do this.
• Sit on your porch and drink a cup of tea. Or just sit on your porch - and drink.
• Did I say Yoga? Do that.
• Howl into the outside air every night at 8:00 pm. Really good for the soul.
• Feel the gratitude of the good fortune of living where you are with a loving partner and a healthy mind and body. Seriously.
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